More crazy Maximum-X shit.

" HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?

You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!

1. Lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.

2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your
right hand. Your foot will change direction.

I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so. "


...Nuff said.

The Shins - Girl Inform Me


PS- the first time I tried the foot trick, I made the six backwards (whoops). :D

Another Maximum-X copy/paste thing

I found this in a thread labeled, "Who's weirder, guys or chicks?" Thank you Chavez!

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first of all, why cant girls learn to put the seat down, they can do it by themselves, we dont need to do it
second of all, we dont have weak times evry month,
after that a smart person does not need to drop hints wheras to wat they want, as a present
what kind of a color is peach? there are only sixteen colors! and what the hell is mauve?
read the following
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.

1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work

Strong hints do not work

Obvious hints do not work

Just say it!

1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Check your oil! Please.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. I'm in shape. -ROUND is a shape.
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^^I like that guy.

Flo Rida - Right Round

Brownie points to whomever can name the song this samples!

Nothing Too Horribly Interesting

I just had a sudden urge to blog.
Now I have to try to think of something news-worthy.

Yesterday, I...
* gave three presentations to my grade about Alcohol and Violence and Sex and Stuff. We had to cut out a major section of the end because we didn't have time though., =C
* had to skip the Valentine's Dance, 'cuz I was feeling sick.
* got accepted onto the "Breathe New Hampshire Youth Advisory Board". That pretty much means I'll be one of the people helping to set up a statewide Youth Network. Something about lung health.


Today, I am just going through my DVR, trying to watch some new shows and delete off old episodes. I'm halfway through Stomp the Yard. I also watched two episodes of NCIS and the new Psych.
It's only 11am.

What I'm doing at this very moment is adding music to my new mp3 player. Well, it's the replacement for my most recent one. It's complicated.
I have a CD from my cousin of a bunch of random songs. My mission is to look up the lyrics to get names for all the songs. There's over twenty. And one song's in Spanish.

Here's a good one:
Goldfinger - 99 Red Balloons <<[a great cover]



I have to choose between two concerts, they're on the same night:
Bloc Party or Blue Man Group?
..M.A., I'm pretending like there are other people that read my blog. Even though there probably aren't.
So, if you read my blog but don't follow as a blogger, tell me!
(listen: crickets.)

Sigh, I can't think of anything else to say. Sorry, this post was a bit dull.
Wave.

PS- haha, I found this.
Classic NigaHiga stuff.

Sorry, I just had to post this.


This is why you should watch NCIS! ^^

a MONTH?!?!

Oh jeez, I can't believe I've been gone so long! I'm wicked sorry, but I've been really busy with uninteresting stuff. Nothing really blog-worthy. But let's see:

VT -
On January 29th, I left after school for a Y2Y conference in Vermont. It was just an ovenight thing, where we got back at dinnertime the next night. The hotel "resort" we stayed in was UBER creepy. It was a place on a lake, but the lake was (obviously) frozen over.* The staff had plowed an ice rink on the lake, so during our lunch break we got to run around outside on it with our sneakers.

During the conference itself we were given two each of three presentations. During our second "History of Lies", there was a women in the back who thought everything we said and showed was hilarious. She cackled the entire time! Then we had two "Presentation Skills" presentations. Our first group didn't want to do anything - our workshop is very interactive and I had to be the "Volunteer Nazi". Then, during the break before our next presentation, three school groups left; our second audience was just one person. It was an adult though, and we just spent the whole time chatting.

On the ride back we stopped at Wendey's for dinner, and I got a picture of their sign.

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Mmmmm, what else has happened? I survived...
* Midterms
* my Q2 Report Card
* World Language (nearly comatose)
* more snow
* some drama over an early-released book I received over the internet
* becoming addicted to Psych and Burn Notice
* some fun times with IBeatYou.com

And what about the future? Let's see what's coming up:
* "8 Things" presentation to my grade
* Art class this quarter
* selecting my courses for Freshman year
* shoe shopping and possibly a hair cut



Wow that was a long post. Sorry about that. Peace OUT.

Missy Elliot - Shake Your Pom Pom