The Sexy Commandments!

Check out what I found on Maximum-X. It's pretty great. (I did some minor editing - capitalization/spelling/spacing/etc.)
(Oh, jeez, I'm gunna be punished in the Court of the Sexy)

This is not a post. It is a plot. For too many years the world has been spiraling out of control. My team of researchers have found that the world has almost completely run out of sexy. It is sad, but true. So, our mission...

BRINGING SEXY BACK

Our mission is not only to bring back the sexy, but I will give out other important jobs as well. Such as stalking Justin Timberlake, cuz apparently he brought sexy back, but I just don't see it...no...

THE SEXY COMMANDMENTS
copywrite - thou shalt not copy the sexy commandments. Those caught doing so shall be punished in the court of the sexy

-THOU SHALT NOT TEXT SPEAK. DOING SO IS NOT SEXY AND DOWN RIGHT ANNOYING. THOSE CAUGHT DOING SO WILL HAVE ALL OF THEIR SEXY POINTS TAKEN AWAY. (sexy points are distributed by those of the Purple Mafia)

-THOU SHALT USE THY BRAIN! IN THE WORDS OF ANOTHER SEXY MAN, "THINK, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL YET."

-THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT INCEST. NOT EVEN CHIPMUNK INCEST. IT'S JUST WRONG

-THOU SHALT SPELL THE WORD "ZOMBIE" "ZOMBEH". ZOMBEH IS DEAD SEXY. LITERALLY.

-THOU SHALT NOT WEAR THE TIN FOIL HAT. IT IS FAR TOO SEXY. IT WOULD BLIND US ALL. ONLY THOSE APPOINTED BY A MAFIA MEMBER MAY WEAR ONE.

-THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF SEXY IN VAIN

-THOU SHALT NOT STEAL THE SEXY

-THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY ON THE SEXY

-THOU SHALT NOT MAKE THE SEXY WEAR FUGLY CLOTHES

-THOU SHALT NOT MURDER, OR IN ANY WAY, ABUSE THE SEXY

-THOU SHALT NOT LIE TO THE SEXY. THE SEXY KNOWS ALL THINGS

-THOU SHALT NOT ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF ME OR I WILL KILL THEE

-THOU SHALT GROPE THY NEIGHBOR (only if thy neighbor is sexy). 'TIS OF THE MOST SEXY.

-THOU SHALT NOT "DISS" THY NEIGHBOR UNLESS THEY ARE BEING AN IDIOT

-THOU SHALT LOOK UPON THE PURPLE MAFIA FOR GUIDANCE IN THESE TIMES OF NO SEXY

-THOU SHALT BE IN AWE OF MY BUNNY SLIPPERS

-THOU SHALT MAKE "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" JOKES BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME

-THOU SHALT PERFORM A WEEKLY SEXY DANCE TO THE GODS OF THE SEXY

-THOU SHALT BRING OFFERINGS TO THE PURPLE MAFIA SQUAD

-THOU SHALT BE ALLOWED TO REFER TO THE PURPLE MAFIA SQUAD AS THE P.M.S

Wasn't that great? I'm applying for the "Purple Mafia", but I don't think I'll make it...

Relient K - Gibberish

Mini-Post

Ian Dury And The Block Heads - Hit Me With Your Rhythm Stick




...aha. A-hahahaha!

Contest!

Over at Story Siren there is a book give-away contest. part of the deal was that I'd post a link to their website, so click!

It's a pretty great blog. I started following.


In other news, I had a nice, fun, midterms study session yesterday with some buddies (YOU WEREN'T THERE M.A. I WAS ANGRY.). We didn't really do any studying, we just "creatively discussed" - argued - on where we would buy food afterwords.
Mmhmm. Super productive.

So, I have my SocialStudies midterm on Wednesday. Yay.

Keep out for some Y2Y information. There's gunna be some BIG news soon.
I'll give you a hint: It involved a five-figure grant and some expansion into other high schools. I'm so excited!

You know those annoying post cards that always fall out of magazines? Well, I finally used one! It's for Alternative Press.

Umm, nothing else much has been happening.

Except for all the snow. (What the hell?)

S'later.


Kanye West - Flashing Lights (Feat. Dwele)

Extended Vacation

Or something. I stayed home sick today - my mom was really sick for the past few days and I think I caught it. The bad news is I have two or three more days of feeling crappy. I'm a little miffed though, I actually need to be in school. You know, midterms to prepare for, classes to not fail, Latin to learn, a mural to paint... and so on.

The book review blog (I know, I keep talking about it) is really kicking off - but I need your help!
Yes, I'm talking to you, Anderson and "Orb-Cucumber." (<-- or is it "Cucumber-Orb"...?)

Come on guys, it's not that hard. Post on MySpace and other forums about it.

Alright, that's enough plugging for today.


I'm gunna put up my 2009 Resolutions soon. *leaves to go write them*





...Wow, this was such a lame post.

I really am sorry.

Train - Meet Virginia



PS- Do you guys like the "song every post" thing? Any artist suggestions? Thanks.

Just a little wave.

I was unloading the dishwasher a few minutes ago, when my mom dropped a mug and it landed on my arm. Wanna know what my first reaction was?

"This is a blog moment."

My second thought?

"OOW!"

Yes, so now I have a lump and a wonderful story.
That didn't come out right.

I was at the Works for the first time in, like, three weeks. I feel so friggin' out of shape. I also need to learn to use something besides the treadmill and the bike machines. I just really don't want to embarrass myself.

Umm, so, yeah. My other blog is doing great. I'm gunna start (hopefully) reviewing music and TV and stuff soon.

DAMN IT! I remembered that I have school in a the near future. (UUHHH!)
I like this "being on vacation" business. It's a good time.

Well, that's really all I've got for today. Sorry, I know it wasn't that interesting. Later!

They Might Be Giants - Istanbul (not Constantinople)



PS- I know everyone's seen this video, but I was jst watching it and it still made me laugh. A little bit.

Extra Blog!

I officially am contributing to another blog! It's a little annoying to not be able to edit posts, or change the settings, but I'm doing pretty good.

Books, Movies, And All That Good Stuff

So, Happy New Year! It's officially 2009! I'm gunna post my New Year's resolutions up here soon.

One of the books I ordered off Amazon came yesterday; I'm so excited. It's The Dealer, by Robert Muchamore. I had to buy this second in the series because the city library has missions 1,3,4, and 5. So irritating! Anyway, the book itself was in a little worse condition than advertised, but I bought it for under two dollars. Plus shipping.

Urg, I have to go do laundry, and school stuff, and other equally tedious work. Later.

Fall Out Boy - Sophomore Slump Or Comeback Of The Year