" HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?
You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. It is from an orthopedic surgeon............ This will boggle your mind and you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't. It's pre-programmed in your brain!
1. Lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your
right hand. Your foot will change direction.
I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to try it again, if you've not already done so. "
...Nuff said.
The Shins - Girl Inform Me
PS- the first time I tried the foot trick, I made the six backwards (whoops). :D
Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Another Maximum-X copy/paste thing
I found this in a thread labeled, "Who's weirder, guys or chicks?" Thank you Chavez!
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first of all, why cant girls learn to put the seat down, they can do it by themselves, we dont need to do it
second of all, we dont have weak times evry month,
after that a smart person does not need to drop hints wheras to wat they want, as a present
what kind of a color is peach? there are only sixteen colors! and what the hell is mauve?
read the following
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work
Strong hints do not work
Obvious hints do not work
Just say it!
1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Check your oil! Please.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. I'm in shape. -ROUND is a shape.
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^^I like that guy.
Flo Rida - Right Round
Brownie points to whomever can name the song this samples!
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first of all, why cant girls learn to put the seat down, they can do it by themselves, we dont need to do it
second of all, we dont have weak times evry month,
after that a smart person does not need to drop hints wheras to wat they want, as a present
what kind of a color is peach? there are only sixteen colors! and what the hell is mauve?
read the following
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
1. Sometimes, we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
1. Shopping is NOT a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.
1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
1. Crying is blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work
Strong hints do not work
Obvious hints do not work
Just say it!
1. We don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Check your oil! Please.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
1. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done, not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out. Get over it.
1. ALL men see in only 16 colours, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
1. I'm in shape. -ROUND is a shape.
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^^I like that guy.
Flo Rida - Right Round
Brownie points to whomever can name the song this samples!
Saturday, February 14, 2009
Nothing Too Horribly Interesting
I just had a sudden urge to blog.
Now I have to try to think of something news-worthy.
Yesterday, I...
* gave three presentations to my grade about Alcohol and Violence and Sex and Stuff. We had to cut out a major section of the end because we didn't have time though., =C
* had to skip the Valentine's Dance, 'cuz I was feeling sick.
* got accepted onto the "Breathe New Hampshire Youth Advisory Board". That pretty much means I'll be one of the people helping to set up a statewide Youth Network. Something about lung health.
Today, I am just going through my DVR, trying to watch some new shows and delete off old episodes. I'm halfway through Stomp the Yard. I also watched two episodes of NCIS and the new Psych.
It's only 11am.
What I'm doing at this very moment is adding music to my new mp3 player. Well, it's the replacement for my most recent one. It's complicated.
I have a CD from my cousin of a bunch of random songs. My mission is to look up the lyrics to get names for all the songs. There's over twenty. And one song's in Spanish.
Here's a good one:
Goldfinger - 99 Red Balloons <<[a great cover]
I have to choose between two concerts, they're on the same night:
Bloc Party or Blue Man Group?
..M.A., I'm pretending like there are other people that read my blog. Even though there probably aren't.
So, if you read my blog but don't follow as a blogger, tell me!
(listen: crickets.)
Sigh, I can't think of anything else to say. Sorry, this post was a bit dull.
Wave.
PS- haha, I found this.
Classic NigaHiga stuff.
Now I have to try to think of something news-worthy.
Yesterday, I...
* gave three presentations to my grade about Alcohol and Violence and Sex and Stuff. We had to cut out a major section of the end because we didn't have time though., =C
* had to skip the Valentine's Dance, 'cuz I was feeling sick.
* got accepted onto the "Breathe New Hampshire Youth Advisory Board". That pretty much means I'll be one of the people helping to set up a statewide Youth Network. Something about lung health.
Today, I am just going through my DVR, trying to watch some new shows and delete off old episodes. I'm halfway through Stomp the Yard. I also watched two episodes of NCIS and the new Psych.
It's only 11am.
What I'm doing at this very moment is adding music to my new mp3 player. Well, it's the replacement for my most recent one. It's complicated.
I have a CD from my cousin of a bunch of random songs. My mission is to look up the lyrics to get names for all the songs. There's over twenty. And one song's in Spanish.
Here's a good one:
Goldfinger - 99 Red Balloons <<[a great cover]
I have to choose between two concerts, they're on the same night:
Bloc Party or Blue Man Group?
..M.A., I'm pretending like there are other people that read my blog. Even though there probably aren't.
So, if you read my blog but don't follow as a blogger, tell me!
(listen: crickets.)
Sigh, I can't think of anything else to say. Sorry, this post was a bit dull.
Wave.
PS- haha, I found this.
Classic NigaHiga stuff.
Saturday, February 7, 2009
a MONTH?!?!
Oh jeez, I can't believe I've been gone so long! I'm wicked sorry, but I've been really busy with uninteresting stuff. Nothing really blog-worthy. But let's see:
VT -
On January 29th, I left after school for a Y2Y conference in Vermont. It was just an ovenight thing, where we got back at dinnertime the next night. Thehotel "resort" we stayed in was UBER creepy. It was a place on a lake, but the lake was (obviously) frozen over.* The staff had plowed an ice rink on the lake, so during our lunch break we got to run around outside on it with our sneakers.
During the conference itself we were given two each of three presentations. During our second "History of Lies", there was a women in the back who thought everything we said and showed was hilarious. She cackled the entire time! Then we had two "Presentation Skills" presentations. Our first group didn't want to do anything - our workshop is very interactive and I had to be the "Volunteer Nazi". Then, during the break before our next presentation, three school groups left; our second audience was just one person. It was an adult though, and we just spent the whole time chatting.
On the ride back we stopped at Wendey's for dinner, and I got a picture of their sign.
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Mmmmm, what else has happened? I survived...
* Midterms
* my Q2 Report Card
* World Language (nearly comatose)
* more snow
* some drama over an early-released book I received over the internet
* becoming addicted to Psych and Burn Notice
* some fun times with IBeatYou.com
And what about the future? Let's see what's coming up:
* "8 Things" presentation to my grade
* Art class this quarter
* selecting my courses for Freshman year
* shoe shopping and possibly a hair cut
Wow that was a long post. Sorry about that. Peace OUT.
Missy Elliot - Shake Your Pom Pom
VT -
On January 29th, I left after school for a Y2Y conference in Vermont. It was just an ovenight thing, where we got back at dinnertime the next night. The
During the conference itself we were given two each of three presentations. During our second "History of Lies", there was a women in the back who thought everything we said and showed was hilarious. She cackled the entire time! Then we had two "Presentation Skills" presentations. Our first group didn't want to do anything - our workshop is very interactive and I had to be the "Volunteer Nazi". Then, during the break before our next presentation, three school groups left; our second audience was just one person. It was an adult though, and we just spent the whole time chatting.
On the ride back we stopped at Wendey's for dinner, and I got a picture of their sign.
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Mmmmm, what else has happened? I survived...
* Midterms
* my Q2 Report Card
* World Language (nearly comatose)
* more snow
* some drama over an early-released book I received over the internet
* becoming addicted to Psych and Burn Notice
* some fun times with IBeatYou.com
And what about the future? Let's see what's coming up:
* "8 Things" presentation to my grade
* Art class this quarter
* selecting my courses for Freshman year
* shoe shopping and possibly a hair cut
Wow that was a long post. Sorry about that. Peace OUT.
Missy Elliot - Shake Your Pom Pom
Saturday, January 17, 2009
The Sexy Commandments!
Check out what I found on Maximum-X. It's pretty great. (I did some minor editing - capitalization/spelling/spacing/etc.)
(Oh, jeez, I'm gunna be punished in the Court of the Sexy)
(Oh, jeez, I'm gunna be punished in the Court of the Sexy)
This is not a post. It is a plot. For too many years the world has been spiraling out of control. My team of researchers have found that the world has almost completely run out of sexy. It is sad, but true. So, our mission...
BRINGING SEXY BACK
Our mission is not only to bring back the sexy, but I will give out other important jobs as well. Such as stalking Justin Timberlake, cuz apparently he brought sexy back, but I just don't see it...no...
THE SEXY COMMANDMENTS
copywrite - thou shalt not copy the sexy commandments. Those caught doing so shall be punished in the court of the sexy
-THOU SHALT NOT TEXT SPEAK. DOING SO IS NOT SEXY AND DOWN RIGHT ANNOYING. THOSE CAUGHT DOING SO WILL HAVE ALL OF THEIR SEXY POINTS TAKEN AWAY. (sexy points are distributed by those of the Purple Mafia)
-THOU SHALT USE THY BRAIN! IN THE WORDS OF ANOTHER SEXY MAN, "THINK, IT'S NOT ILLEGAL YET."
-THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT INCEST. NOT EVEN CHIPMUNK INCEST. IT'S JUST WRONG
-THOU SHALT SPELL THE WORD "ZOMBIE" "ZOMBEH". ZOMBEH IS DEAD SEXY. LITERALLY.
-THOU SHALT NOT WEAR THE TIN FOIL HAT. IT IS FAR TOO SEXY. IT WOULD BLIND US ALL. ONLY THOSE APPOINTED BY A MAFIA MEMBER MAY WEAR ONE.
-THOU SHALT NOT TAKE THE NAME OF SEXY IN VAIN
-THOU SHALT NOT STEAL THE SEXY
-THOU SHALT NOT COMMIT ADULTERY ON THE SEXY
-THOU SHALT NOT MAKE THE SEXY WEAR FUGLY CLOTHES
-THOU SHALT NOT MURDER, OR IN ANY WAY, ABUSE THE SEXY
-THOU SHALT NOT LIE TO THE SEXY. THE SEXY KNOWS ALL THINGS
-THOU SHALT NOT ANNOY THE HELL OUT OF ME OR I WILL KILL THEE
-THOU SHALT GROPE THY NEIGHBOR (only if thy neighbor is sexy). 'TIS OF THE MOST SEXY.
-THOU SHALT NOT "DISS" THY NEIGHBOR UNLESS THEY ARE BEING AN IDIOT
-THOU SHALT LOOK UPON THE PURPLE MAFIA FOR GUIDANCE IN THESE TIMES OF NO SEXY
-THOU SHALT BE IN AWE OF MY BUNNY SLIPPERS
-THOU SHALT MAKE "THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID" JOKES BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME
-THOU SHALT PERFORM A WEEKLY SEXY DANCE TO THE GODS OF THE SEXY
-THOU SHALT BRING OFFERINGS TO THE PURPLE MAFIA SQUAD
-THOU SHALT BE ALLOWED TO REFER TO THE PURPLE MAFIA SQUAD AS THE P.M.S
Wasn't that great? I'm applying for the "Purple Mafia", but I don't think I'll make it...
Relient K - Gibberish
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
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