Gotta Love Facebook

The Rules:
1. Pick 15 or 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb* and find a quote from each movie. (internetmoviedatabase or http://www.imdb.com/)
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions. That's cheating. Try to post answers you think in one comment.
7. For best way to go quote to quote w/o seeing the other answers, grab a piece of paper and pen and write down numbers 1-20 and jot down the answer and post comment at once in the end. (even if someone had the answer put it down)
6. Have FUN!
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1. "What are we gonna do next, short-sheet the Pope's bed?"
2. "It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut."
3. "What's with all the closed captioning? I'm not mute! And GED? What does drunk driving have to do with school?"
4. "Oh, the cleverness of me."
5. "No, it-it's a good book, Your friends will love it. You know, it's got mazes in it and, you know, little coloring areas, sections, pop-up pictures. It's... a lot of fun."
6. "I'm sorry about your house - your wife... your... house-wife."
7. "Can we skip the cinematic foreplay? I wanna fuuuuuuuuck."
8. "See here: "Every Good Boy Does Fine" on the lines. And "F-A-C-E" in between. And "Great Big Dogs Fight Animals". And "All Cars Eat Gas". Get it?"
9. "P.I Staker? Right! "Piss Taker!" Come on!"
10. "Dude, I can't take you seriously in that hat."
11. "Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *STAB* Caesar!"
12. " Sup Arizona? How you likin' the rain, girl?"
13. "And where were you, photographing squirrels? You're fired!"
14. "I killed a man... with this thumb."
15. "A cupcake... In a cup!"
16. "You know what the problem with this country is, though? Every good-looking guy is either gay or married. Except for *you*, but you're too young."
17. "Beef, yes. Roast beef. It's the Swedish term for beef that is roasted!"